I have scientific proof that men, in fact, do not exist. Most of the time, what we think of as men are actually just angular light reflections, weather balloons, and machines being controlled by mice as part of a greater conspiracy. When ever there seems to be a man talking? Actually the sound of bird poop hitting the ground really hard or bees living inside of the walls. See men in movies? CGI has just advanced that far. Men are just a myth, just like Australia.
what a relief